A
HEALING PRESCRIPTION
I
gathered a thousand kisses and into this bottle they flew,
Then I wrapped it
in some loving hugs
prescribed especially for you:

No
moving parts, no batteries; no monthly payments and no fees;
Inflation proof,
nontaxable, in fact, it's quite relaxable;
It can't be stolen, won't pollute,
one size fits all, do not dilute.
It
uses little energy, but yields results enormously.
Relieves your tension and
your stress; invigorates your happiness;
Combats depression, makes you beam,
and elevates your self esteem!
Your
circulation it corrects without unpleasant side effects
It is, I think, the
perfect drug may I prescribe, my friend:
THE
HUG!
(And,
of course, fully returnable!)
~Henry
Matthew Ward